whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
- Grocery clerk: *scans a huge bag of marshmallows*
- Grocery clerk: *scans a box of sugary cereal*
- Grocery clerk: *scans a bag of circus peanuts*
- Grocery clerk: So.
- Grocery clerk: How many kids do you have?
- Me: none
- Me: *stuffs candy in my mouth and runs away*